MAD LIBS!
From "The Wandering Wooly Mammoth":
"Many, many years ago there lived a woolly mammoth named Johnny Table. This
woolly mammoth was not like the other mammoths. He didn't want to hunt light
switches. Even though he had a really glittery, vain coat of hair, he hated the
cold. He dreamed of living in warmer places.
One day, his dream came true. He thought he took a short winter's nap,
but when he awoke, almost all the ice around him was gone, and he was surrounded
by grass and garden gnomes. He had hibernated for 4564654564 years!
Johnny Table decided to go explore his new neighborhood. Where his cave
used to be, now there was a(n) 231313151020251560246-story building with verbose
windows and moody doors!
He tried to get inside, but the doorman wouldn't
let him in, saying, “No cockroaches allowed!”
He didn't know what
cockroaches were, but he knew he was afraid of them.
Feeling a bit confused, he wandered around until he saw a sign that
said “Zoo.” It smelled like his friends, so he decided to weep in. He found a
section called sea otters, and they seemed to be very friendly animals, so he
made himself right at home. The zookeepers discovered him, and they were happy
to see him. They brought him big buckets of rutabagas, onions, and zuchinis. He
finally felt at home!"
Ahaha, I love Mad Libs.
Look for a VotW coming in a day or two!
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